And now without further ado I give you my story.
Walrus and Penguin (207 words)
What’s wrong Walrus?
I just am.
Aww don’t be grumpy! I bet I can make you smile.
Bet you can’t.
Bet I can! I am a 1,000,000% sure I can make you smile.
You mean 100%.
Nope! 1,000,000%! I'm gonna make you smile if it’s the last thing I do!
Walrus Poo! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That’s not funny.
Look! A puppy! Ain’t he cute? Tell me he’s not the cutest thing you’ve ever seen.
He’s not the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
Shhh! You'll hurt his feelings!
Tra la la la la! What a beautiful day! I sure hope I don’t slip on this banana peel...
Ta-da! I made you banana cream pie!
I don't like banana cream.
YOU DON'T LIKE BANANA CREAM?!!! Unbelievable! That's it! You'll never smile again! You're going to be grumpy FOREVER!!!
Did you just throw that banana cream pie at my face?
You're smiling right now aren't you?
Ha Ha! I did it! You're smiling! You’re finally smiling!
Okay okay. Don’t rub it in.
Mmmm! This banana cream pie is delicious!